I asked a bunch of people at work if they understood economics and got the same reaction from everyone.  A wry smile, eye roll and a shake of the head.  NOBODY knows crap about economics.  Or rather they don't remember anything about it.  Seems as though everyone took a class in school and decided to promptly forget the torment they went through. 

So I've decided to change my tactics in finding a tutor.  When in trouble go straight to the top - I want to speak with Alan Greenspan.  Personally I don't see why he wouldn't help me.  I'm sweet (even if I can swear like a longshoreman), I can be funny, I pay my debts and I need his help.

So can anyone put me in touch with Alan?  I have a report due tomorrow and 5 more weeks of torture.

Thanks.